You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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