Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to cum in my sink.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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