she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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