yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it's like iHOP with fire
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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