I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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