Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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