so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
