i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You are a genius and a whore.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
