You surviving the open bar?
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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