Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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