oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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