playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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