Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
