therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize