I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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