I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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