She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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