ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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