Sponge bath it is.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm always down for nudity.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
