Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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