It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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