in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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