Plan B is the new Plan A
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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