Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So much rum. So many feels.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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