I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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