Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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