I wannas sexs uuuuu
She is in my trunk
Come see our sink grown plant.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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