dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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