fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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