Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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