I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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