i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My penis needs a shock collar
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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