Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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