I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.