I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.