I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize