I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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