I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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