This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Houston, we have a squirter
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I deserve this hangover.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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