I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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