He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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