when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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