it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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