Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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