I can text with my tongue
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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