spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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