Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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