Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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