Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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