how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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