so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Your cock deserves a montage
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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