hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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