why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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