He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm way too hungover for life right now
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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